Zac Efron is....17 again

Being 17 and all again, we're all wondering who bought you that cigarette Zac.

How my Easter pretty much went down, from and outsider's perspective

TV

Demetri Martin has a show on Comedy Central. It's so bad. One of my friends ran into him the other night and stole this from one of his dairies. Or journals. (Dairies wasn't a typo, he keeps notes on the back of milk cartons, the plain side, so the inside if you will. You have to rip the milk carton to get to the plain part on the inside)Here's a helicopter.
This is an onion bag.
And this is a helicopter in an onion bag.



Now the punchline.

Classroom art activities

This Panda is endangered (all pandas are) and is an accountant, making him especially rare.
This Beaver had sore teeth, so he borrowed some overalls and an ax and tried to hang with the local lumberjack gang, Timberticklers. Unfortunately, this lumberjack gang also happens to frequent gay bars, which this poor beaver felt very out of place at.

Je ne sais pas.....vrai?