TV

Demetri Martin has a show on Comedy Central. It's so bad. One of my friends ran into him the other night and stole this from one of his dairies. Or journals. (Dairies wasn't a typo, he keeps notes on the back of milk cartons, the plain side, so the inside if you will. You have to rip the milk carton to get to the plain part on the inside)Here's a helicopter.
This is an onion bag.
And this is a helicopter in an onion bag.



Now the punchline.