Born to be Alive

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

May have noticed a lot of L's, that's because L is the first letter in Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a city with no identity. Think about tourism, LA has Six Flags (awesome), Disneyland (original, like Coors), Rodeo drive ($$ hot chicks), Beaches (some hot chicks), Beach Volleyball (stuntin'), I guess a ton of sports, a lot of nice cars, a big Hollywood sign (kinda weird and cool, like pauly shore), thugs (door locks are handy), a ton of cool stuff, but for some reason it doesn't tie together right. Probably because the Lakers are here too.And the world celebrated. It bears mentioning this is actually very valuable to collector's named Tiffany.

For some reason, despite all of the bad things, LA is awesome. Just look at this local named Herschel
Herschel is actually a great writer and deserved those high marks. (Right now Kev, if you're reading, you have a headache).

Here's an LA style-guide

South Central is dangerous.

So is placebo heroine, LA's most dangerous and lasting look.

This is the "pretend paparazzi is following us" look, that really makes you look important. Where does this guy work? What is your job?

OH, HE'S A MENTOR!

Zac Efron is....17 again

Being 17 and all again, we're all wondering who bought you that cigarette Zac.

How my Easter pretty much went down, from and outsider's perspective

TV

Demetri Martin has a show on Comedy Central. It's so bad. One of my friends ran into him the other night and stole this from one of his dairies. Or journals. (Dairies wasn't a typo, he keeps notes on the back of milk cartons, the plain side, so the inside if you will. You have to rip the milk carton to get to the plain part on the inside)Here's a helicopter.
This is an onion bag.
And this is a helicopter in an onion bag.



Now the punchline.

Classroom art activities

This Panda is endangered (all pandas are) and is an accountant, making him especially rare.
This Beaver had sore teeth, so he borrowed some overalls and an ax and tried to hang with the local lumberjack gang, Timberticklers. Unfortunately, this lumberjack gang also happens to frequent gay bars, which this poor beaver felt very out of place at.